I'm well endowed and seeking a
Deserving woman who is looking for no string attached
A freaky lady I may add
I am mobile and employed
I promise
You won't be disappointed
I know
That I can give you all you need because
I know what you’re looking for in a man
O
You do
Since when is being well endowed
The qualifications for an ultimate man
Since we’re on the subject well endowed
How, when and where
Please tell me what you mean by “well endowed”
And what benefit is that to a relationship with me
Couldn’t you come on to me with a better line than that?
Thought my dear will take you far
O
I’m glad you have a job and so do I
My father always taught me to do for yourself is better
Than depending on others
That when you do depend on others sooner or later
Others
Will want from you
Wow
You’re mobile
Guess what
So am I
It cost me 49.99 a month with 1000 min
O
You mean you have a car
O
Whoopee for you
O
Don’t tell me that’s all you’re coming to the table with is a dick and a car
Or maybe a dick and a cell phone
Or a over size ego and a mobile home
See what happens when your words are vague and full of jargon
The meaning are endless and the understanding gone
O Hun
I am disappointed
That this all you have to offer me
Things I can get on my own
You actually thought on your own
That this was the way to get to me
By calling your self the ultimate male experience
That sex, a toy, money, and your ego
Was going to make me jump
In to your arms and in your bed
That’s not what I want
I need more than what you think your offering me
Go back and talk to the men of the past
And ask yourself
What happened to opening the door?
Putting thoughts into your words
Articulating what you mean
And standing behind what you say
Then think
If all I am to you a face and an ass
Waiting to spend you money and sit in your car
To moan you name for a few seconds
The you really don’t know what I want in a man
When you know yourself and not the
Superficial crap that you think you know
Come back and tell me what the ultimate male
Really has to offer.
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4 comments:
Wow Nykki, now I know never to use my game on you.
Have you been reading personal ads too or how did you come across this excerpt? I've just started using Yahoo personals, and I find the things some people have to say in personal ads absolutely hilarious. I've thankfully never come across any "well endowed" men, because I think that line would make me laugh to the point of tears.
Kendra,
Yep not on me..
O I went on the "chat line" as a dare by one of my friends and took some of the ads the men used on there to write what I did. O girlie you should hear the stuff men say.. then again you're reading it which is worse. I laughed so hard and shook my head at the poor men who were trying to get a girl.. When I read it again I still laugh at the first line.
Wow, this is incredible. Funny stuff, and interesting as well. I should show it to my English professor.
R:
Hey!! Sure you have my blessing to send it to your professor, who know I might get some good ideas as to how to improve!!! Thanks for the message.
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